Tes Singkat Kepikunan

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Piket! Entah kenapa tubuh ini selalu melakukan perlawanan ketika sang pemilik mendapat giliran piket! Huuffftt…..

 

Malam ini, sudah tiga kali toilet berhantu di ruang redaksi kusinggahi. Itu berarti sudah tiga kali saya mencuri waktu untuk tidur atau hanya sekedar melarikan diri dari kepungan editor-editor di kantor. Alhasil, saya enggan untuk melakukannya yang keempat kali. Ga enak hati tentunya.

 

Muncul ide lain untuk mengurangi rasa kebosanan dan ngantuk di waktu piket, searching artis, tokoh, buku, komik, dan pengarangnya. Saya memilih membuka blog Paulo Coelho. Salah satu postingannya berjudul “Our Yearly Dementia Test – only 3 questions.

 

Sesuai judul, isi tulisannya tentang tes kepikunan. Kocak banget!! Ga usah berlama-lama, silakan saja coba ikut tesnya, dijamin ngantuk dan bosan ilang!

 

Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’ give up now and do something else..
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

 

2. Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink?
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question 3.

 

4. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmarthen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven..

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

 
 

 
 
 
 
 

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don’t you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!


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